Double Dragon

by Fat Tony and Tom Cruz

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1.
Goldeneye 02:42
[Fat Tony] Face the odds, shake 'em off I take hard times and I make 'em soft You fuckin with a nigga that done paid the cost and made the boss realize what a nigga like When the uniform gets taken off, I slaved and fought through all the fog And now I'm here with all my dawgs and it's all my fault And to think I once thought it all was lost Now we taking off on vacations, lofts, got a couple locations I made my mark For the sake of art, let's just say I'm smart and knew how to do this shit from the day I start Since I was a little teen, had a little dream All to be a king, bada bing, now I'm in the ring Got the gloves on, hold up, let me touch on A few things a nigga bring when he in the zone Got the flow and the rap that compliment the track The best beats, nigga please don't debate that At the shows the hoes wave, I wave back You niggas is old news like a wave cap While I'm newer than a new born babe at a hospital with a little sterile face mask And a proud pop staring at him through the plate glass I'm the chosen guy, the goldeneye [Tom Cruz] Now let me tell you how it's gonna be You see these girls right here in the front row in front of me? One of them gon' have a son for me, because they think I be The type of nigga that drink for free And they right though You wanna know what's going on with me? I'm chillin', I'm alright, ho I couldn't be better in the morning in my Cosby sweater reading the neighborhood newsletter And they talkin' 'bout politricks, they're not interested in Hip Hop and who's better Obviously that's me, though I don't work for free this shit kind of fun to me And these niggas kinda under me They ain't pros to me, actually they're like hoes to me And sometimes I wonder if under their hosiery, these niggas got ovaries That's beside the point, right now I'm now I'm beside a point right where I wanna be I'm not Donell Jones, I'm more like Sean Connery of this motherfuckin' genre, b So you should honor me Don't worry about how Sandra all up under me in heat tryna beat, man I never tell a lie so I told 'em why, bitch, I'm the goldeneye
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[Fat Tony] Drink Guinness, wear denim Drink finished, where the women? Aye! Levi came to America, straight from Bavaria, stayed in the bay area Hooked up with Jacob Davis and they made the jean that changed the scene Turned the whole thing into hysteria, now every teen wearing a pair of them First, they was for the cowboys and the lumberjacks But rock 'n' roll took control of that, look at any Ramones photograph Hol' up, back back, let a nigga backtrack, denim was invented by the French But you couldn't really find that shit til like 1896 I grew up on Osh Kosh and Bugle Boy, when my jeans was dirty I wore corduroy I ignore the boy, where the women? Drink Guinness, wear denim Drink finished, where the women? Aye! In 1759, Arthur Guinness started brewin' In St. Jame's Gate, Dublin but he sent it to London And niggas loved it, when I was 18 Guinness hit my stomach My body didn't want it, but I knocked it down like it was my opponent Cause I saw my family all up on it My Nigerian side faced genocide, at night they cried but as they sighed They had a 6 pack by their side plus with that they still had their pride Now as I ride through these city streets, I got Guinness and Tiffany with a G One a day a nigga had an epiphany and since then I knew that it was meant to be Cause simply, eventually a nigga had to display this pimpery And drink Guinness, wear denim Drink finished, where the women? Aye! Now women came from Adam's rib, he was the first man God had to test the kid He put the snake with the apple, I bet it didn't taste like some Snapple In Eden they was eatin' on forbidden fruit until they found out they was in the straight nude Now me and every other straight dude's tryna get every girl in the straight nude All these lames walking 'round like they can't lose Got these girls all confused saying they can't choose That's why every night around midnight I remind 'em of the right to remove a fool So we can drink Guinness, wear denim Drink finished, where the women? Aye!
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[Country Ass Man] Now look here, these boys done came down HERE from Atlanta Took all the motherfuckin' bitches Smoked up all the weed I was chillin' right by the store Me and Lee John and Lee Bob I said, "goddamit, Lee Bob, get that nigger!" "Dont you see him over there with your sister?!" Next thing you know, Lee Bob done pulled out a musket Man, fuck it [Fat Tony] Flyest nigga if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare bitches if you need one Flyest nigga if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare bitches [Tom Cruz] I got a couple on hand, couple in the car, and a couple in the van Couple in stock and a couple in my plans Don't judge the man cause it's just the way I am Just the way I am, and I don't really give a damn Just the way I am, it's just part of God's plan Part of God's plan [Blunt Fang] She's a she wolf, she's got her own agenda I'm think I'm finta Wolf Blitzer Damn right, she fucked me on the first night (on the first fucking night) Cause it's her body, her choice, and her right Plus she thought it was a privilege and a honor to chill with a nigga and smoke ganja Whether Elizabeth, or Sandra, or Jasmine Solana I'mma get 'em if I wanna, to the most exotic flora to the fuckin' local fauna Blunt and Cruz like the black Jonas brothers except you can't jone us But your bitch can't swallow my kids like the Greek god Cronos Swallowed Zeus and all of his siblings This a Jungle Book and we ain't talking Rudyard Kipling Yeah y'all got tools but we don't need y'all niggas to fix things Yeah we got hoes and we ain't even farming [Fat Tony] I got hoes like Bond, I took 4 hoes to prom I got hoes that's shy, I got hoes that charm I got hoes that's mad, I got hoes that's calm When I string 'em along like a ball of yarn I got Tiffany, Mallory, Ally, Tia, we casually Conjuring up a concubine, she calls me "your majesty" Actually I practically started like thirty families And I ain't been paying shit so she tryna Judge Mathis me Ever since I got my first kiss, first touch I knew that having one just wasn't enough Havin' so much fun, sometimes I feel like a slut But I forget it and don't regret it when I grip her butt When I grip hers too, it's really cool And when she gets nude, we do what it do Now I don't say this to everybody but girl you look like you need somebody Cause you got a mind and you got a body with a hide I could ride like a Trolley [Tom Cruz] Woe is me, so many damn hoes the real ho is me Self-destructive behavior I haven't even dealt with yet Take the brunette, leave the one with the black hair in GladWare for later …fuckin' hater Should have seen what he said to me Tried to edit me and discredit me cause allegedly Someone saw his wife to be give head to me But that's neither here nor there because I don't give a fuck, you see I'm too busy making bread, you see And basically he's dead to me [Fat Tony] Flyest nigga if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare bitches if you need one Flyest nigga if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare bitches [Tom Cruz] I got a couple on hand, couple in the car, and a couple in the van Couple in stock and a couple in my plans Don't judge the man cause it's just the way I am Just the way I am, and I don't really give a damn Just the way I am, it's just part of God's plan Part of God's plan
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[Tom Cruz] Hey, sexy girl! Can I get a rum on the rocks? Matter fact, make that a double Hey, sexy girl! I can't see you from behind the bar but I bet you got a bubble Tom Cruz, Fat Tony... the two and only [Hook (Tom Cruz)] I'm the only nigga he know with the same machismo Hey bro, I think we got a Double Dragon The only nigga he know with the same machismo, hey bro I guess we got a Double Dragon Smoke blunts back to back, fuck a girl and her friends back to back Championship rings, back to back to back [Verse 1 (Tom Cruz)] I know it's the first line but it feels like the first time At the 8th grade dance when the ho from France gave me my first grind But it didn't count cause I didn't mount, I was so ashamed I was learning thangs I had to find out that this thang is definitely not a game But actually a binary sequence If it doesn't work at first, don't take offense Try it the second go round, and I bet that it all goes down So I went to H-Town, hooked up with Fat Tony and he showed me around He performed at Rice and I found out that nigga is nice And now we working together like Elton John and Tim Rice Rogers and Hammerstein, I got double the girls arguing in double time About the boy is mine, well girl that's fine just make sure the girl is fine Don't wanna be wasting my time, there's a fine line between Holding a waistline, making a bass line, making 'em taste mine Hey dog, I think you should know I'm here with my K-9 So when you hear a track you can't reenact, you know it's mine And when the kick, kick and the snare hit, you know it's time And that green thing floating in my Corona? You know it's lime! Sexy bartender… [Hook (Tom Cruz)] I'm the only nigga he know with the same machismo Hey bro, I think we got a Double Dragon The only nigga he know with the same machismo, hey bro I guess we got a Double Dragon Smoke blunts back to back, fuck a girl and her friends back to back Championship rings, back to back to back [Verse 2 (Fat Tony)] I'm hooked like Rufio or an addict To making money, and no you can't have it If you try to grab it, nigga, dagnabbit I'll kill ya ass like Elmer Fudd did the rabbit Bitch got ass, you know I'm tryna slap it Wrap it, tap it, you know I gotta have it Kinda got a habit of busting just like a automatic Stephanie messaged me, told me she got the recipe For sexin' me, said especially it's her destiny I said, "do it!" She said, "only if you letting me…" And now I'm sinning like John Lennon, I let it be Called her the letter B, she said "nigga please" I said, "you know I'm just playing, now get between the sheets" T on the beats, coming with the heat, doing this shit for my thugs in the street And the girls that give hugs when I speak, and the whole world that shows love to a G I freeze on these beats like a Maytag refrigerator I'm Terminator on these tracks I'm colder than a cab driver when he know you're black I'm thieving like Winona Ryder for the damn scratch Niggas done met they damn match, fuck around and get damn smacked I'm telling each and every nigga "fall back", and putting my sack on they bitch back [Hook (Tom Cruz)] I'm the only nigga he know with the same machismo Hey bro, I think we got a Double Dragon The only nigga he know with the same machismo, hey bro I guess we got a Double Dragon Smoke blunts back to back, fuck a girl and her friends back to back Championship rings, back to back to back
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[Fat Tony] I had a girlfriend, I had a best friend He was a rapper, we used to make songs Had a lot of fun, I had to work one day So he took my girl to a luncheon Then another one, then another one Then my girl told me bout his solo album Said he had a lot of drops and co-signs I said, "Hey, he's on his grind" [Tom Cruz] Meanwhile, back at the ranch We learnin' how to be responsible with the damn advance Meanwhile, back at the ranch We barbecuing, listening to Biggie "One More Chance" Meanwhile, back at the ranch [Fat Tony] He sold his car to buy a feature from a young, rising urban star Who does really well in the blog markets My ex said he even got a job at Target And she said they didn't eat for weeks… He was saving up to buy a beat And he bought a video on World Star Too bad there was a new Rick Ross the day it launched [Tom Cruz] Meanwhile, back at the ranch We havin' a performance in an enormous room of girls that dance Meanwhile, back at the ranch Sent the intern for some wings, "don't forget the ranch!" Meanwhile... [Fat Tony] Got fired, tried to tour in his mama car Flat tire, couldn't get it very far My ex said he's next to blow My ex said he's sniffin' blow And now they're both very broke So she left him and burned his clothes I ain't a hater, actually, I'm a fan That's why I'm especially disappointed it didn't go as planned [Tom Cruz] Meanwhile, back at the ranch We bookin' tickets to get wicked in the middle of France Meanwhile, back at the ranch We gon' be gone so who the fuck is gonna water the plants? Meanwhile...
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[10ille] See, the sky ain't blue It ain't what I'm used to, it's green And I done met a lot of regular niggas in-between If you know what I mean... I'm just a young girl The sky ain't blue It ain't what I'm used to, it's green And I done met a lot of regular niggas in-between If you know what I mean (I'm just a young girl) I'm just a young girl [Fat Tony] Young girl, young girl Don't you know that this is our world, our world? And you really need to gon' and stop playin', need to gon' and stop playin' Need to really stop playin' Young girl, young girl Don't you know that this is our world? And you got me feeling like Kellz in the "Hotel" or 112 Got your mind right, your vagina tight, I'm kinda like tryna pipe Tonight or the next day, I wanna treat you in the best way But you're lookin' at me like the enemy, don't even wanna be a friend of me Cause you never been around no men like me But no, your attitude really ain't offendin' me Cause simply I'm here to educate, just think of me as your tutor Cause I'm underpaid to motivate but like to fornicate with my student [10ille] See, your sky ain't blue It ain't what I'm used to, it's green And I done met a lot of regular niggas in-between If you know what I mean... I'm just a young girl I'm just a young girl [Tom Cruz] Young girl, young girl Don't you know that this is our world, our world? You really need to stop playin', you need to stop playin' You need to stop playin' Young girl, young girl Don't you know that this is our world, our world? You really need to stop playin', you need to stop playin' And listen to what I'm saying Real niggas do real things that's why I'm trying to do you And you know I don't really need Jason to tell you That I'm that nigga that work hard to get what he never had And I'm that nigga that's way smarter than your dumbass dad I'm that nigga that's chill and oh so rad Who almost cooks better than your mom, and me and her get along Man, I don't really need to tell you no more I'm the realest nigga you know, and you already slow, so… [10ille] Your sky ain't blue It ain't what I'm used to, it's green And I done met a lot of regular niggas in-between If you know what I mean... I'm just a young girl The sky ain't blue It ain't what I'm used to, it's green And I done met a lot of regular niggas in-between I'm just a young girl I'm just a young girl
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[Fat Tony] They take the music programs out of schools, turn the youth into fools Aye Tom, why don't you let these niggas know the rules [Tom Cruz] Well! If you wanna make a song proper Gotta make the beat knock hard like a chopper The verse ain't gotta be sixteen necessarily Just gotta make the hook catchy like a STD Well, they've elected me King of this thing called Fruity Loops, respectively Just cause I connected the Dots on the screen more small than the town of Schenectady Intrinsically, so respect it, G And I've protected the ancient arts and traditions And passed 'em down to those who would listen So, just lend me a ear, lend me a beer Give me about a fuckin' minute, it won't take a year Cause it don't take long to make songs to make thongs Take flight like them brothers named Wright And like the fuckin' Dark Knight, I had to bust this Just cause the people were tired and required justice [Fat Tony] They take the music programs out of schools, turn the youth into fools Aye Tom, why don't you let these niggas know the rules [Tom Cruz] Well! If you wanna make a song proper Gotta make the beat knock hard like a chopper The verse ain't gotta be sixteen necessarily Just gotta make the hook catchy like a STD [Fat Tony] So they respected me, ever since I came in this game With the recipe on how to live successfully My trajectory had everybody tryna get next to me Especially Bethany, Melanie had me in ecstasy Apparently I was heavily known as the pedigree When beats were prepared for me I'd eat 'em up regularly A shy young child although I smiled no one expected me To ever be the best in me until the day I rest in peace It's destiny, it's set to be, it's everything it's said to be Had a music teacher once, don't remember a thing said to me Cause that nigga was a fool and he never got the tools That's what happens when you Take the music programs out of schools, turn the youth into fools Aye Tom, why don't you let these niggas know the rules [Tom Cruz] Well! If you wanna make a song proper Gotta make the beat knock hard Once upon a time when I was high I made a track for this one guy I didn't do it in a standard way and he wanted to know why Well, basically in order for you to taste this fully I need my drums interesante, and my synths elegante I been doing this for a while and they say I do it grande, perro I ain't no puta, so homie just eschucha Enough gloating, what am I talking shit for? Back to the coaching with the playbook and the clipboard Back to the toasting with the butter and the marmalade Never close the shutters, or stutter cause I aren't afraid If you wanna make a song proper… If you wanna make a song proper Gotta make the beat knock hard like a chopper
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[Fat Tony] Last week Jen picked me up in her black Jeep I don't think that we ever left the backseat I really feel her, bro, but you know I think I better let her go Cause I got a feeling that she been stealing out of my damn home What's missing? Wallet, pictures, clothes But she can never take away the love I feel for my girl Rose She's a part of me and wanna start a family But actually a nigga looking like Master P was all over her anatomy And it was sad to see I… Guess it was nothing But it was good while it lasted Thought it was something But it was just wood and plastic That's why it never lasted Blasted... But it was good while it lasted I like to smoke too, dude But I also like girls and food Books, movies too It's lots of things that I love to do I like to listen to Snoop, Screw, and Three Six Whenever my friends wanna go twist But all these new rappers talking about good weed All they ever talk about… is good weed I got more on my mind than good weed I do more with my time than good weed I'm not a Yes Man, I said nooooooooo I thought it was snappin' but now I know that they a ho And I'm the captain and they are acting and that's what's happenin' I… Guess it was nothing But it was good while it lasted Thought it was something But it was just wood and plastic That's why it never lasted Blasted... But it was good while it lasted
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[Murs] 03-16, a G was born All the doctors gathered 'round to see me perform When I was four, had my first fight It's like this Blood and this Crip shit was my birthright Chipped my tooth playing ball in the front yard Shopping cart to the grill hit me hella hard Pop Warner, my first porno Ninja Turtles came out, no DiGiorno Late 80's, no Nintendo Had a little loot but not as much as my friends, so… Divorce court, back in the hood with no child support Guns pulled, knives pulled, fools tried to jump me Now I tell stories bout it all around the country Swear to tell the whole truth as I'm living my life selling soul from the booth And if the proof is in the pudding Then I'm living proof you should do what you shouldn't [Tom Cruz] Once again, yo, it's on again Yeah, it's on again Tell your mom and friends that it's on Cause you was wrong again You was wrong, my friend Cause it's on again, I'm a don Once again, it's my life! Just my life! [Fat Tony] I'm a fetus (whoa), damn I can't believe this (wow) Came from the nuts, straight out my daddy penis If women are from Venus, and niggas are from Mars That's probably why my parents fought hard Yellin' all night, workin' all day That to me was the American way But now they growin' old and goin' gray, and all they wanna say is "Baby, you my baby, let's just stay together every day" When the bad hits, the bad hits But statistically, you'll eventually get in some good shit I had a job but was still living like a damn slob A jerk boss, my living costs were a real prob He loved to play golf, wouldn't let me take a day off Wanted to break jaws, but he'd probably call the dang laws So I took like forty shifts and never showed up for that shit And now I'm living with his bitch while he trims the premises When the bad hits, it's some sad shit The last laugh… now that's what I call bliss [Tom Cruz] Once again, yo, it's on again Yeah, it's on again Tell your mom and friends that it's on Cause you was wrong again You was wrong, my friend Cause it's on again, I'm a don Once again, it's my life! Just my life!
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[Fat Tony] Remember the feeling of cheating on him? You said that you'd never, ever do it again Remember the feeling of cheating on her? Or was it all just a blur? She said some words to readjust my nerves to thrust her curves Told my girl, "it just occurs…" Man, it's hard to break that habit When I got a bad bitch in my house stranded Talkin' bout she too drunk and can't manage But she sober enough to open the Trojan package [Nick Diamonds / Fat Tony] Your kiss is why we live this lie Cause I'm wrong and she wrong, we both know why I love your food, your cleaning too It's never a "goodbye", just "see you soon…" [Bun B] Damn, it's not as easy as it used to be It's like you acting brand new like you ain't really used to me I'm sitting in the den in the La-Z-Boy twistin' Yellin' cross the house from the dining room insisting That I shut up and listen and you get more persistent Tryna kick me in the dick when you used to kiss it The past moments of peace, I'm starting to miss it We miles apart now when we used to share kismet Now look at this shit, falling to pieces Used to want forever now I'm praying that it ceases Damn, we share leases, car notes, and water bills This ain't the way that we ought to feel, sort of real I guess love is an illusion That means you're an Angel like Criss, confusion... I see that I'm the one losing And now my heart carries a bruising… Contusion... [Nick Diamonds] Your kiss is why we live this lie Cause I'm wrong and she wrong, you both know why I love your food, your cleaning too It's never a "goodbye", just "see you soon…" [Fat Tony] Together forever never sounded better til I met the Girl of my dreams or so it seems, and I let her Into my jeans, my things, my home And now I never wanna leave this bitch alone She hits my phone (hello?) Whenever she thinks I'm alone, insists to bone Til I'm like, "shit, it's on" My girl, she pissed and moans, bitches on and on "What the fuck is wrong? Why'd you lock your phone?!" Now I'm going home deleting text messages Speeding, re-reading every single sentence she said and it's Making me wonder if this lust is just a sedative Keeping me sleeping, not peeping the love ahead of it Now I love my girl but I love my dick I like to put it in hoes that are throwed as shit And ever since I was old enough to spit I was told, get the most that I can get [Nick Diamonds] Your kiss is why we live this lie Cause I'm wrong and she wrong, you both know why I love your food, your cleaning too It's never a "goodbye", just "see you soon…"
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Bout It 02:10
[Tom Cruz] It ain't a game, no Definitely ain't a game show, no… Aye Jason, you better tell these girls I ain't playin', no… I'm bout it, bout it If you never know about it, you bout to find out about it I'm bout it, bout it Girl, I'd tell ya more about it but this place too crowded I'm bout it, bout it I'm bout it, bout it Even as a grown man I had to rise up and make a stand I couldn't take what I wanted from that and this girl I couldn't bum off no rich girl I had to get in the zone, get my own off in this world Cause Nas and Ricky said the world is mine I get more than all four members of Aventura all combined That's why these niggas never on my mind Truthfully, I don't have the time In-between all the mixing and the remixing, and the brunches and the luncheons And the briefings and meetings, and the dinners and the functions And the ghetto girls and the rich ones, real niggas and the bitch ones… No, I doubt it I'm bout it, bout it If you never know about it, you bout to find out about it I'm bout it, bout it Well, I'd tell ya more about it but this club's too crowded I'm bout it, bout it I'm bout it, bout it [Fat Tony] I'm bout it, bout it like Killa Cam and Soulja Slim No Doubt about it like Gwen Stefani when I grip a pen To endorse a check to collect on the work I been Gettin' in, cause being broke is a sin Am I finna quit? Bitch, what do you think this is? Just a hobby? A folly? Hardly, partly legit? Shit, I don't do it for my health Ho, I do it for my wealth and to find myself I took the time myself to stop letting my checking account define myself I declined your help And got it poppn' on my own, now I'm shoppin' on my own While you blowin' up my phone Am I gonna pick up? I doubt it [Tom Cruz] I'm bout it, bout it If you never know about it, you bout to find out about it I'm bout it, bout it Well, I'd tell ya more about it but this club's too crowded I'm bout it, bout it I'm bout it, bout it
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[Fat Tony] So many times… I never knew… [Tom Cruz] I had to go on tour First, I thought we were cool and shit was like a dream But now I really know that it ain't what it seem You asking bout a whore, how much can I endure? Fuck my girl, man, I'm going on tour [Tecla] You ain't going on tour [Tom Cruz] I gives a fuck what you say, girl [Tecla] You ain't going on tour [Tom Cruz] Fuck that, I'mma do it anyway, girl [Fat Tony] Now I like to sleep in on the weekends but this weekend I'm in Cleveland Getting wasted in the P.M., got Dayton the next evening Getting higher in Ohio, we got hired in Ohio For a forty city tour, rider thicker than a bible Told Jason tell the venue we gon' miss the soundcheck Brought our own engineer, Paul, he's a sound vet Making sure we sound correct, now I don't mean no disrespect But tell the club to cut the fuckin' check before I do my set Got all my bags packed, hat to match what I'm wearing When I'm colored coordinated I got all the ladies staring Had a fight with my girl and her motherfuckin' parents But I bet she won't be bitchin' when I buy her Donna Karan [Tom Cruz] First, I thought we were cool and shit was like a dream But now I really know that it ain't what it seem Cause you asking bout a whore, how much can I endure? Fuck my girl, man, I'm going on tour [Tecla] You ain't going on tour [Tom Cruz] I gives a fuck what you say, girl [Tecla] You ain't going on tour [Tom Cruz] Nah, fuck that, I'mma do it anyway, girl And my girl say, "to love someone, do you know what it means?" "I'm mad cause you fucked a girl from the Grenadines" "And I'm mad cause you fucked a girl from the Philippines" "I'm mad cause you acting just like a philistine" I said, yeah girl, I understand I know what you mean You mad I got these girls calling the house like Billie Jean They say I'm the one And they right, I'm Top Gun You want this gun on safety, but girl, you can't make me I'm like a toddler, I wanna do it all by myself I'm all natural so I'm doing it for my health If I don't get away from you, Lord knows what I'm bout to do It's better if I go on tour and get this cheddar [Fat Tony] Day 38, and I can't wait to see your face I've been missing your kissing, road tripping from to state to state I wish to whisk you away into a place that we could mate After we tear up a plate in my newly owned estate But I'm not missing your bitchin' Your flippin', trippin' Your rippin' the dishes out of this kitchen This house feels like a prison And I can't stand it but I love you, goddamnit So I'm breaking free like Houdini Holla if you see me [Tom Cruz] Could have swore that we was cool and shit was like a dream But now I really know that, that ain't what it seem You asking bout a whore, how much can I endure? Fuck my girl, man, I'm going on tour [Tecla] You ain't going, you ain't going You ain't going on tour I just want...
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[Tom Cruz] Fat Tony, real Denim Guinness Boy Tom Cruz, that's a real Denim Guinness Boy Drew Dean, that's a real Denim Guinness Boy Paul Katzman, number one Denim Guinness Boy [Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)] Sittin' out on the porch Fresh up out the pool (we out the pool, nigga!) Chillin' with my niggas, and you know we got girls too (we got hoes, nigga!) Man, I can't complain Sippin' lemonade (sippin' lemonade!) Life is just like a game And I'm MVP when I play (MVP, nigga!) I'm in it to win it since the very beginning And I never depended upon a nigga's permission Like a wild, young child or a delinquent juvenile I always came with a style now I'm chillin' in the house Now I'm all grown up, got it all sewn up Hanging with, like, nine girls and they all toned up And they all gon' fuck, you know Paul rolled up Bout four or five blunts and they all get touched And they all get sucked up right into a nigga's lungs Blew a shotgun and the girl stuck in a little tongue It's all in fun, these friends… Actually, these people are sort of like my family And the way we live is sort of like a fantasy And the way we work is sort of like a factory But actually it all comes to us naturally Magically, I guess it's just the way it has to be I pass the weed and then proceed to step into the center With a paper plate, tryna get some fuckin' dinner Jerk chicken in my sights, ooh, they got some rice I think it's finna be a hell of a night I'm inhaling the pipe while she inhaling my mic Oh my God, this high is a hell of a height That I wanna climb, cause I want a dime But she don't watch the time cause she know that I'm… [Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)] Sittin' out on the porch Fresh up out the pool (we out the pool, nigga!) Chillin' with my niggas, and you know we got girls too (we got hoes, ho!) Man, I can't complain Sippin' lemonade (sippin' on some lemonade!) Life is just like a game And I'm MVP when I play (MVP, nigga!) I'm in a pool but she ain't got no swimsuit Her car got a lot of room and it's tinted too Wanted to use the backroom but this finna do Bout to be gone for an hour, guess what we finna do Tom Cruz preaching rules like he's Steve Harvey In the living room they listening to E-40 Got barbecue like a graduation party Got jokes like Comic View or Chris Farley R.I.P. to the dearly deceased And in all y'all memory we pour it out in the streets Karin turned our home to her own nude beach Andrew showed up on some L.S.D Now evidently we party hardy But trust me, we party hardly Cause that's not our top priority And we got shows at the top sororities And we can't be late cause they just can't wait For the date to mate the great [Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)] Sittin' out on the porch (we on the porch) Fresh up out the pool (out the pool, nigga!) Chillin' with my niggas, and you know we got girls too (we got hoes!) Man, I can't complain (can't complain) Sippin' lemonade (sippin' lemonade!) Life is just like a game And I'm MVP when I play (I'm MVP, nigga!) Before you sip it, nigga, don't forget the ice If you got liquor, nigga, don't forget the Sprite Before you buy it, bitch, don't forget the price And to you cops, niggas, don't forget my rights If you got a job, then don't forget your life Cause if you do then you gon' regret for life You get it once, it don't just happen twice Had hard days but I'm gon' be set tonight Ain't nothin' certain except for when He close the curtains But in the meantime, between time, gotta find you a purpose Like the Louisiana Purchase I'm expanding my reign Handling thangs while I manage to sang I'm with my holmes, we playing bones I'm in the zone, sedated like the Ramones While I'm in my home playing bones, I'm in the zone Sedated like the Ramones and I'm just... [Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)] Sittin' out on the porch Fresh up out the pool (we out the pool!) Chillin' with my niggas, and you know we got girls too (we so cool!) Man, I can't complain (I can't complain, nigga!) Sippin' lemonade (sippin' on some lemonade!) Life is just like a game And I'm MVP when I play (I'm MVP!)
14.
Wife Plot 04:10
[Tom Cruz / Fat Tony / Tom Cruz] I don't know if he don't know… don't care… or just don't show Is she really going out with him? I don't know… Let's ask her… [Tom Cruz / Fat Tony] How niggas got so trife? Used to be his man, now I'm finna plot on his wife (Somebody tell me) how niggas got so trife? Used to be his man, now I'm finna plot on his wife (I don't know) how niggas got so trife? Used to be his man, now I'm finna plot on his wife (What the fuck is going on?) How niggas got so trife? I used to be his man, now I'm finna plot on his wife [Fat Tony] I knew this girl named Selena, and every time I seen her She crying her eyes out, I heard her man beat her I heard he was a cheater, I heard he tried to leave her At the restaurant cause she forgot to stop at the cleaners (what?!) Now that is not the proper demeanor (nah…) That is not the way that you treat her The girl sweeter than the memory of Aaliyah But her man, man, hit her with a damn hand In the back and in the front of the theater Damn, I don't understand why he won't leave her And her fam don't wanna intervene either So I told her to come over and come closer Now I hold her and it's over [Tom Cruz / Fat Tony] How niggas got so trife? Used to be his man, now I'm finna plot on his wife (Somebody tell me) how niggas got so trife? Used to be his man, now I'm finna plot on his wife (I wanna know) how niggas got so trife? I used to be his man, now I'm finna plot on his wife (What the fuck is going on?) How niggas got so trife? I used to be his man, now I'm finna plot on his wife [Tom Cruz] I used to know this boy Will but I loved his girl still Even though that shit ain't chill, that's the way a nigga feel And I know I need to chill, but I really don't think I will Cause the girl body more ill than a '79 Seville (ill!) Just wanna let her know, never gon' let her go Got me gassed up like up like a Amoco I'm an animal, even though I'm more smooth than Barry Manilow I got Anna, ho Just gotta pick up the phone and let your nigga know And if you got more excuses about them bruises, gonna bust the boy cantaloupe And pull the blade out, leave him open and laid out Like lesbians about to get ate out Took his mate out to the safe house Told that nigga to stay out Damn! [Tom Cruz / Fat Tony] How niggas got so trife? Used to be his man, now I'm finna plot on his wife (Somebody tell me) how niggas got so trife? Used to be his man, now I'm finna plot on his wife [Fat Tony] So we ride out to the honeycomb hideout Slide out, show her what that life bout No black eyes now [Tom Cruz] I get gal easy, no need to be pushy Plus I ain't no wussy If I get mad the only place I hit the girl is the pussy [Fat Tony] And I ain't a rookie, but I know what love should be At least what it could be She move me to do she I woosah cause she a whooty [Tom Cruz] Usually, I usually got two or three But now she do it so beautifully And lately it's bringing out the fool in me
15.
[Fat Tony] She got the culo of the week, smoother than a sheep Aye Tom, can I get a beat? I ain't a Tom but can I get a peep Can I get a peak? A sneak preview? What could we do? H'm, come, let me lead you Let me show you my household Leave you walking out with a mouth load Booty lookin' beautiful in them gachos Niggas wonder bout the gal I chose Well, she real slim, real thin like a fuckin' model The kind of shape that can relate to a fuckin' bottle [Trap Bitch] Real life, no lie, I'm a trap bitch I'll suck every nigga on this track dick [Fat Tony] She got the culo of the week Culo of the week [Telli (Ninjasonik)] She said she wanna get involved with a nigga that's on A whole 'nother level, babe, we are Rollin', like the pedal to the floor Have you ever been on tour and ran into a broad? So bad, nigga, that I missed my flight Stole my t-shirt to sleep in it at night And when we ain't fuckin', all we do is fight Threaten my life and to call my wife Called my nigga Fat Tony, he like… "Damn, she badder than a two year old" Huge C cups, need a coaster bro With a ass so fat I can't hold my load Real sick french tips when she roll And just when I think I'm off it Look at my phone, see a call missed Now I'm seeing what's up like a tourist Cause, ah, real nigga til the end Tell a friend, bitch And if you like me then you'll fuck my friends, bitch [Trap Bitch] Real life, no lie, I'm a trap bitch I'll suck every nigga on this track dick [Fat Tony] She got the culo of the week Culo of the week [Stunnaman] Big bank, whoadie Rose, shawty Swag O.D., kill a whole party Pockets on Chris Farley, smoke Marley Beat too loud? 'Cuse me, sorry Haters can't stand me riding on candy Throwing game at a ho, Eli Manning Go hard on a bitch, real life mackin' Bounce out on a nigga with that action I fuck dimes, I don't do nines Off that Xanie I lost my mind On the phone counting money at the same damn time Just me and Britney, off that Whitney Southside Berkley, westside hippie Two Eight, that Five Seven That One Three Eight, I been reppin' [Trap Bitch] Real life, no lie, I'm a trap bitch I'll suck every nigga on this track dick [Fat Tony] She got the culo of the week Culo of the week
16.
I'm Worried 03:38
[Fat Tony] Last week, bro, I met a crazy hoe She looked at me and was ready to go We was at U of H, my friend was on stage She was working the do', so I said hello She said, "Hi, I'm Lisa, it's really good to meet ya" "I'm new 'round here, just moved from Topeka, Kansas" "Damn, that's far away" I started to say but walked away But in an instance, she insisted that I start to stay And then we ended up talking like all day It was all great and alright 'til she texted me like all night Twenty-hundred times and calling me like a hotline That's not fine, that's not cool I'm my own man, not her dude She showed up at my job, she's a real prob, she's real rude And won't take "no" for an answer, y'all She's outside of my house, didn't call Duck-taped my mouth now I'm sittin' in my drawls And I'm worried This bitch be tryna find me I don't think they heard me, Paul, rewind me Cause I hang up and I leave, she keep calling me, calling me Last week I thought I seen her follow me Follow me and I'm worried This bitch be tryna find me I don't think they heard me, Paul, rewind me Said, "I really can't believe you be doggin' me, doggin' me" Bitch, why the fuck is you following me? Following me She came prepared with a blow torch, handcuffs First, she locked my hands up Then showed me some sad stuff Said she had a man but he didn't care for her But she had another boyfriend, but he'd only ignore her Then she had another dude, but he treated her real shitty And she looked in my eyes like she needed some pity She grinned and said, "nigga, you 'bout to meet your end" I looked at her and said, "damn, where you gon' begin?!" And just then when I thought that my fate was grim A couple of my thug friends just busted in, and rushed her Then pushed her into the den, tussling Fuckin' up the rug and carpetting But then, to my surprise, a gun rise'd out her cardigan Then she held it to my dome, in my home I'm feeling all alone, she saw my friend on his phone She watched him and shot him… "Got 'em!" I don't think they heard me, Paul, rewind me Cause I hang up and I leave, she keep calling me, calling me Last week I thought I seen her follow me Follow me and I'm worried This bitch be tryna find me I don't think they heard me, Paul, rewind me She said, "I really can't believe you be doggin' me, doggin' me" Bitch, why the fuck is you following me? Following me Finger on the trigger, thought I was a dead man Just then my girlfriend happened to walk right in She pushed her and grabbed the gun Then shot it, one after one She looked at me sweetly and said, "baby, have you ever been with this gal?" Left me in them handcuffs I think I'm gon be here for a long while I'm worried This bitch be tryna find me I don't think they heard me, Tom Cruz, rewind me Cause I hang up and I leave, she keep calling me, calling me Last week I thought I seen her follow me Follow me and I'm worried This bitch be tryna find me I don't think they heard me, Paul, rewind me She said, "I really can't believe you be doggin' me, doggin' me" Bitch, why the fuck is you following me? Following me and I'm worried!
17.
Hit Song 03:40
[Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)] Now every day I get up, I look into the world (look into the world) I see the big cars and I see the pretty girls (see the pretty girls) I'd be a better man if I had money in my hand (you can dream) Help me, oh Jah I'm tryna be a man (you can dream) And sing a hit song (hit song) It's been so long I wanna sing a hit song (hit song) Don't hold me down, I need to sing a hit song (hit song) For all my girls and all my fans Oh, oh Yeah, a hit song I spit hot rhymes, nigga, pick one And I'm tryna be a man, yeah a rich one So I need to sing a song, yeah, a hit one Maybe this one People mad just because of my attitude Yeah, dude, I know I'm kind of rude I'm the kind of dude that don't give a fuck about no dudes I'm like, "bitches, what you tryna do?" What I'm not tryna do is sell coke on the avenue That's just bad for you, what I'd rather do Is sell tracks and live off the revenue I guess that's just my point of view Cause I'm coming from the ghetto When I dream, man, it's just so hard to let go Coming from the ghetto And I'm riding on the Metro Cause I'm coming from the ghetto To sing a hit song (hit song) It's been so long I wanna sing a hit song (hit song) Don't hold me down, I need to sing a hit song (hit song) For all my girls and all my fans Oh, oh [Tom Cruz] Yeah, a hit song I make hot tracks, come and get one And I'm tryna be a man, yeah, a rich one So I need to sing a song, yeah, a hit one Maybe this one People mad cause even as a kid, you know I was just so damn original That my pops said, "you should use live instruments, you know" But this the age that's digital I'm the original, I invented this shit as a kid, you know So where's the gratitude? I know I'm high like the altitude I guess that's just my point of view Cause I'm coming from the ghetto When I dream, man, it's just so hard to let go I'm coming from the ghetto And I don't be acting metro Because I'm coming from the ghetto [Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)] To sing a hit song (hit song) It's been so long I wanna sing a hit song (hit song) Don't hold me down, I need to sing a hit song (hit song) For all my girls and all my fans Oh, oh Now every day I get up, I look into the world (look into the world) I see the big cars and I see the pretty girls (pretty girls) I'd be a better man if I had money in my hand (you can dream) Help me, oh Jah I'm tryna be a man (you can dream) Yeah, we up in this bitch You know we up in this bitch (hit song) Yeah, we up in this bitch just tryna get rich (I need a hit song) Now we up in this bitch just tryna get rich (I need a hit song) Yeah, we up in this bitch You know we in this bitch (I need a hit song)
18.
[Fat Tony] I roll up for the green that fold up and the green that roll up And the girl with the thing that's swoll up (Double Up, Double Up) (Double Up, Double, Double, Double Up) [Fat Tony] Got two girls ass out I wanna hit it till they pass out Got twenty-two blunts just ashed out And twenty-two dudes feeling assed out I like to listen to "22 Two's" I'm twenty-two plus two years old When I was twenty-three I was filled with glee That sequentially I'm tryna get some mo' First, get a show, get some dough Then take it to the bank and take it right out up the bank Have a ball with it all and live top rank And thank the Lord that he blessed the boy Cause Jacqueline wanna make me the admin of her domain Cause her old man need Rogaine [Tom Cruz] Okay, mayne I know it sounds risqué But I got two different bitches in two different kitchens that miss me And they both think I'm coming over, so they cooked Yeah, I overbooked I'm going to the needy one house first, and cool one house second I hope neither of 'em ain't pregnant And I hope the food ain't overcooked Look, the hoes get overtook by a nigga that's never overlooked Be persuadin' in shoes that's suede and Hey Jason, tell these hoes I ain't playin' I know it sound cliche But… one, two A nigga in the mix like a DJ, aye! [Fat Tony] I roll up for the green that fold up and the green that roll up And the girl with the thing that's swoll up (Double Up, Double Up) (Double Up, Double, Double, Double Up) [MondreMAN] I roll up for that Swisher I pour up for that mixture I post up for that picture Snap, flash, you get us [Squadda Bambino] Aye, kushed out, kushed out Finna eat her with a kush mouth Thick white girls, I'm Snook'd out Looked out, been good in the hood, clown [MondreMAN] Ice, ice, it's cold out Stepped in, I'm throwed out Popped my collar cause the hoes out I''ll wet ya up like the hose out [Squadda Bambino] Like, ooooh Feeling way better than you Biggest album of the decade Bossalini Fooliyone coming soon [MondreMAN] Sip syrup with no spoon In the dark late night like a 'coon My stomach growling, it's talking to me It's grind time if you ride with me [Squadda Bambino] Stay on the block, rock green from the head to the socks I'm one half, best duo ever, I'm hot Y'all niggas not, I'mma watch y'all flop, aye [MondreMAN] Flop like flapjacks It's Fat Tone and Main Attracts We Young Ones, we paper stack We flip stack, flip, then make it back [Squadda B] North Oakland, Cali! We gon' raise up! Got my green rag, wave around my head Do it like a helicopter [Fat Tony] I roll up for the green that fold up and the green that roll up And the girl with the thing that's swoll up (Double Up, Double Up) (Double Up, Double, Double, Double Up) [Tom Cruz] Now I know it ain't the first line and I know it ain't the first time But it feel like a virgin when I bust in on the scene Lauryn Hill know what I mean No disrespect, but what the heck, a nigga like me all about the thing Um.. you know, yaddimean A little older than a teen with the tight jeans The way the thing made, make me wanna study it Like the eighth grade when I had to read Sling Blade Know it sound teenage, but I'm all the rage like Hanson Probably somewhere in the back jammin Playing backgammon tryna console Shannon Cause Brandon, her random ex-boyfriend Probably needs Extenze [Fat Tony] Nigga, we in... Used to curl on a cordless phone and talk to these hoes Now I'm sittin' center stage while they in the front row Used to worry bout grades and starchin' jeans Now my jeans is never clean And I been hooked like Rufio or an addict To making money, I developed a habit Got established, now I'm living lavish Denim is my favorite fabric Shout out to the DGB Tom Cruz from the A but we ain't DTP In sixth grade, I got a Ludacris CD Every time I heard "Ho" I was filled with glee Now we bout to double up, take the muzzles off No calls, baby, I gotta make the summer raw Got hoes flippin' like a somersault Bitch, we on a mission bout to take off [Fat Tony] I roll up for the green that fold up and the green that roll up And the girl with the thing that's swoll up (Double Up, Double Up) (Double Up, Double, Double, Double Up)

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Them goddamn Denim Guinness Boys, FAT TONY (RAPPER/HOUSTON MAGNATE) & TOM CRUZ (GAMESPITTER/PRODUCER/LITERALMASTERCHEF), fresh off of Rabdargab (and Screwdargab !) team up once again to flash skill on ducks like Maverick with the Russian Mig with a monument to the true potential MAXIMUM EXCELLENCE hidden within rap music, DOUBLE DRAGON.

The shit rides pimpin. But it ain’t no lazy rap affair in which you have to really love the niggas ethos, message, or weird way he acts in music videos to comprehend. THE RHYMING IS 1998JIGGAMAN STATUS VS HEY YOUNG WORLD SLICK RICK (WHAT NIGGAS IS SAYING IS EQUALLY AS BRILLIANT AS HOW NIGGAS IS SAYING IT AND THE TIME THEYRE SAYING IT IN).

Welcome to a new fully equipped rap that is solid in every way but REPLETE with surprises/plot twists. Productionwise I hear KURTISBLOW/MANNIEFRESH/WINGS/TIMBALAND rollicking popping/cracking (depending on your allegiances*) energy synthesized through the peculiar video game/dancehall aspects of Tom Cruz’s childhood. There’s space when the vocals need space but the lush landscape of sounds conjures a lot expiremental classic POP references however, I’m sure they’d rather you figure that shit out on your own.

WARNING FOR THE WEAK MINDED/HEARTED: This ain’t no thin chicken stock conceptually weak fuckdown. It’s what you play as the night falls on you and she’s all on you and it’s all on you.

DOUBLE DRAGON is a mixtape so don’t fret, a lot (of girls) get(s( touched on, PLENTYBANGFORTHEBUCK. Now, Let’s talk DOLLAR$ & LOW CLAS$ BRAGGING SHIT: GUESTS INCLUDE:Bun B, Murs, Nick Thorburn, Main Attrakionz, Stunnaman, Telli (Ninjasonik), 10ille, Tecla, Blunt Fang, DMX, & Honey (I’m kidding about those last two). A divine precious non linear lineage and literal ancesty spanning HOUSTON NIGERIA JAMAICA & ATLANTA culminates in next level rhyme/beat evolution. I am a higly paid press agent living in a small apartment so my tone meanders from formal to my stoned post hood internet talk but i assure in total sincerity this is no peanut butter and jelly cornfield shit.

THESE TWO YOUNG BROTHERS CRUSH WATCH THE THRONE, FERRARI BOYZ, BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 1 & 2, & THAT JOSS STONE/DAMIANMARLEY/BONO/KERMITTHEFROG/QUEENLATIFAH COLLABO.

- NEGASHI ARMADA
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released June 1, 2012

Produced by Tom Cruz (GLDNEYE)

Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Paul Katzman

@fattonyrap + @gldn_eye

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Fat Tony Houston, Texas

Somewhere between DJ Screw Bad Brains, and De La Soul sits Houston’s native son, Fat Tony.

In fall 2020, Fat Tony released Exotica on Carpark Records. It heralds his most visionary work yet, an ode to the art of storytelling through music.

A rich and compact iteration of rap short fiction that firmly establishes him as his own one-man genre, the preeminent post-modern griot shooting game.
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