First, I thought we were cool and shit was like a dream
But now I really know that it ain't what it seem
You asking bout a whore, how much can I endure?
Fuck my girl, man, I'm going on tour
[Tecla]
You ain't going on tour
[Tom Cruz]
I gives a fuck what you say, girl
[Tecla]
You ain't going on tour
[Tom Cruz]
Fuck that, I'mma do it anyway, girl
[Fat Tony]
Now I like to sleep in on the weekends but this weekend I'm in Cleveland
Getting wasted in the P.M., got Dayton the next evening
Getting higher in Ohio, we got hired in Ohio
For a forty city tour, rider thicker than a bible
Told Jason tell the venue we gon' miss the soundcheck
Brought our own engineer, Paul, he's a sound vet
Making sure we sound correct, now I don't mean no disrespect
But tell the club to cut the fuckin' check before I do my set
Got all my bags packed, hat to match what I'm wearing
When I'm colored coordinated I got all the ladies staring
Had a fight with my girl and her motherfuckin' parents
But I bet she won't be bitchin' when I buy her Donna Karan
[Tom Cruz]
First, I thought we were cool and shit was like a dream
But now I really know that it ain't what it seem
Cause you asking bout a whore, how much can I endure?
Fuck my girl, man, I'm going on tour
[Tecla]
You ain't going on tour
[Tom Cruz]
I gives a fuck what you say, girl
[Tecla]
You ain't going on tour
[Tom Cruz]
Nah, fuck that, I'mma do it anyway, girl
And my girl say, "to love someone, do you know what it means?"
"I'm mad cause you fucked a girl from the Grenadines"
"And I'm mad cause you fucked a girl from the Philippines"
"I'm mad cause you acting just like a philistine"
I said, yeah girl, I understand I know what you mean
You mad I got these girls calling the house like Billie Jean
They say I'm the one
And they right, I'm Top Gun
You want this gun on safety, but girl, you can't make me
I'm like a toddler, I wanna do it all by myself
I'm all natural so I'm doing it for my health
If I don't get away from you, Lord knows what I'm bout to do
It's better if I go on tour and get this cheddar
[Fat Tony]
Day 38, and I can't wait to see your face
I've been missing your kissing, road tripping from to state to state
I wish to whisk you away into a place that we could mate
After we tear up a plate in my newly owned estate
But I'm not missing your bitchin'
Your flippin', trippin'
Your rippin' the dishes out of this kitchen
This house feels like a prison
And I can't stand it but I love you, goddamnit
So I'm breaking free like Houdini
Holla if you see me
[Tom Cruz]
Could have swore that we was cool and shit was like a dream
But now I really know that, that ain't what it seem
You asking bout a whore, how much can I endure?
Fuck my girl, man, I'm going on tour
[Tecla]
You ain't going, you ain't going
You ain't going on tour
I just want...
